These inexplicable, indescribable creatures were found on a "beach" in Lincoln City, Oregon--2.26.2011
The quotations refer to my long-held belief that a beach is somewhere you wear a bathing suit and apply suntan lotion. Thus far, I have not found a beach in Oregon. Oh, there are places where the surf pounds upon the sand. It's called the coast and I will continue call it that, until the day I plant my chair under the warm glare of the summer sun.